Sweet Revenge?

A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN FLEW TO VEGAS FOR THE WEEKEND TO GAMBLE. HE LOST THE SHIRT OFF HIS BACK, AND HAD NOTHING LEFT BUT A QUARTER AND THE SECOND HALF OF HIS ROUND TRIP TICKET. IF HE COULD JUST GET TO THE AIRPORT HE COULD GET HIMSELF HOME. HE WENT OUT TO THE FRONT OF THE CASINO WHERE THERE WAS A CAB WAITING. HE GOT IN AND EXPLAINED HIS SITUATION TO THE CABBIE. HE PROMISED TO SEND THE DRIVER MONEY FROM HOME, HE OFFERED HIM HIS CREDIT CARD NUMBERS, HIS DRIVERS LICENSE NUMBER, HIS ADDRESS, ETC, BUT TO NO AVAIL. THE CABBIE SAID, %26quot;IF YOU DON%26#039;T HAVE FIFTEEN DOLLARS, THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CAB!%26quot;

THE BUSINESSMAN WAS FORCED TO HITCH-HIKE TO THE AIRPORT AND WAS BARELY IN TIME TO CATCH HIS FLIGHT. ONE YEAR LATER THE BUSINESSMAN, HAVING WORKED LONG AND HARD TO REGAIN HIS FINANCIAL SUCCESS, RETURNED TO VEGAS AND THIS TIME HE WON BIG. FEELING PRETTY GOOD ABOUT HIMSELF, HE WENT OUT TO THE FRONT OF THE CASINO TO GET A CAB RIDE BACK TO THE AIRPORT.

Sweet Revenge?

ha ha ha ha ha that%26#039;s so funny!!!!!!!!!!!! Brilliant I can%26#039;t stop laughing!! Ooooo revenge is so sweet! a well deserved star for you :-)

Sweet Revenge? loan

haha serves the cabbie right!!|||oh wow. that was hilarious!!!!!! funny as he**. star 4 u.|||lol..good one....here%26#039;s one for you

Two brothers were always getting into trouble in their neighborhood. The people in the neighborhood started complaining to the parents about the boys. So the boys parents decided to have their priest talk to the boys. The priest asks to speak to the boys alone, requesting to see the youngest first. The young boy comes in and sits at a large table across the room from the priest. The priest looks at the boy, points at him and, trying to emphasize that God is in everyone, asks, %26quot;Where is God?%26quot; The boy looks around the room and back at the priest and says nothing. Again, the priest points at the boy and in a louder voice asks, %26quot;Where is God?%26quot; The boy says nothing. The priest walks around the table, pointing inches from the boy’s face and asks again, %26quot;Where is God?%26quot; The boy jumps out of his chair and runs out the door. The boy runs right home, grabs his older brother and says to him, %26quot;We are in BIG trouble!%26quot; His brother replies, %26quot;We haven%26#039;t done anything!%26quot; The younger brother replies, %26quot;God%26#039;s missing, and they think we did it!%26quot; A woman and her lover are in bed together when the husband comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder.

%26quot;Don%26#039;t move! You%26#039;re a statue!%26quot;

The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration. The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could she.

The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies, and comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the statue and says, %26quot;Here. I stood around for 3 days at the Smiths%26#039;, and they never fed me a thing.”

CHeeRioS|||Another oldy, but still funny !|||OMG that was funny!! He deserves it though, stupid cabbie!! :P|||Hehe, I liked....new for me! Star 4 U!|||hahahahahahahaha

got him good!!

lol|||ROFLMFAO\

SERVES THE ASSHOLE CABBIE RIGHT!!!!