Cab Driver ???

CAB DRIVER

Roger, a successful businessman, flew to Las Vegas for the weekend to

gamble.

He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the

second half of his round trip ticket. If he could just get himself to the

airport, he could get himself home.

So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. he

got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. Roger promised to send

the driver money from home,he offered his credit card numbers,his

his driver%26#039;s licence number, his address etc, but to no avail the cabbie

said, %26quot;If you don%26#039;t have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!%26quot;

So Roger was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to

catch his flight.

One year later, Roger, having worked long and hard to regain his financial

status, returned to Las Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good.

He went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride to the airport.

Well, who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but

his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his

luck. Roger thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for

His lack of charity, and hit on a plan.

Roger got in the first cab in the line, %26quot;How much for a ride to the airport?%26quot;

%26quot;Fifteen bucks,%26quot; came the reply. %26quot;And how much for you to give me oral

sex on the way?%26quot; What?!!! %26quot;Get the hell out of my cab!%26quot;

Roger got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same

questions, with the same results.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked,

How much for a ride to the airport?%26quot;

The cabbie replied, %26quot;Fifteen bucks.%26quot; Roger said, %26quot;OK.%26quot; And off they went.

Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, Roger gave a big

Smile and thumbs up sign to each driver. .....

Cab Driver ???

ahhhh revenge is sweet

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