A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.
He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), %26quot;If you don%26#039;t have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!%26quot; So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.
Businessman and the Cabbie!!! Long but cool........... Check it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11?
Lol... oh wow! Ingenious!
Businessman and the Cabbie!!! Long but cool........... Check it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11? loan
sry but i dont get it|||That was good!|||egh, it wasnt such a terrible burn...|||Too long and not funny, i can%26#039;t believe i wasted my time on this|||Thats an old one pal but reallllyyy hillllllaaaarious
--- LeeeN|||EXCELLENT
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