Sooo sweet!?

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He

lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and

the second half of his round-trip ticket -- If he could just get to

the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of

the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his

situation to the cabby. He promised to send the driver money from

home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license

number, his address, etc. but to no avail.

The cabby said, %26quot;If you don%26#039;t have fifteen dollars, get the hell out

of my cab!%26quot; So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the

airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain

his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big.

Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the

casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see

out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who

had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The

businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay

for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line, %26quot;How much for a

ride to the airport,%26quot; he asked? %26quot;Fifteen bucks,%26quot; came the reply. %26quot;And

how much for you to give me a blo* job on the way?%26quot; %26quot;What?! Get the

hell out of my cab.%26quot;

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and

asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his

old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked %26quot;How much for

a ride to the airport?%26quot; The cabby replied %26quot;fifteen bucks.%26quot; The

businessman said %26quot;ok%26quot; and off they went. Then, as they drove slowly

past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and

thumbs up sign to each driver.

Sooo sweet!?

Ooouu!! Oh, yes, indeedy! LOL. LOL.

So sweet the Revenge! LOL.

This is a Great Joke. 10*

Thanks for the laugh, and may you have a great day!

Sooo sweet!?

loan

nice. lol|||LOL nice!!!!! I%26#039;m totally sending that to all of my friends!!!! FUNNY!!!|||omg that%26#039;s too funny|||lol!! That was good...!|||that%26#039;s so unfair but funny|||GOOD ONE.!!!|||Brilliant|||fantastic!!! took me a couple of seconds to get it but great joke.

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